There was a bit of confusion at SAFEWAY this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my local member about Security running amok, I did just as she instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
It's not my fault, they need to make their instructions to us Seniors a little more clear!