RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

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Re: RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

Postby yasky » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:16 pm

'Pickle up your ass?' ...... "Thank you, wasn't expecting anything less?'

lol


Would you like fries with that?

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Re: RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

Postby Ronald » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:32 pm

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will
Let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.


There's a hell of a lesson in that mouthful!

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Re: RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

Postby Macuardo » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:35 am

For those wondering how I could deliberately be so mean to someone??
Exactly!!
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Re: RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

Postby Garf » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:16 am

I don't get why people get upset over the word retard, for the past 25 years or so mentally challenged people have been called just that.....mentally challenged. Most normal people in this day and age accept the use of the word retard as referring to an ignorant or stupid person, the ignorant and stupid we refer to have the capacity to educate themselves and change but don't. (conservatives, republicans and bigots come to mind). There are also the sub categories.....hilltard fucktard etc.
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Re: RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

Postby Macuardo » Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:42 pm

Garf wrote: Most normal people in this day and age accept the use of the word retard as referring to an ignorant or stupid person. There are also the sub categories.....hilltard fucktard etc.

Really! Oh, ok then! :roll:
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Re: RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

Postby Garf » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:56 pm

Macuardo wrote:Garf wrote:
Most normal people in this day and age accept the use of the word retard as referring to an ignorant or stupid person. There are also the sub categories.....hilltard fucktard etc.

Really! Oh, ok then!


Look I didn't say the word was politically correct but neither is the word fuck, most people who don't take life too seriously or don't live in a monastery accept the words retard and fuck as everyday language. As I said above retard and ignorant are interchangeable words in this day in age, the word no longer applies to learning disabled people or the mentally challenged and it hasn't for the past 25 years.
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Re: RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

Postby Ann » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:28 pm

Garf wrote:As I said above retard and ignorant are interchangeable words in this day in age, the word no longer applies to learning disabled people or the mentally challenged and it hasn't for the past 25 years.


re·tard·ed (r-tärdd)
adj.
1. Often Offensive Affected with mental retardation.
2. Occurring or developing later than desired or expected; delayed.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.


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retarded [rɪˈtɑːdɪd]
adj
(Psychology) underdeveloped, esp mentally and esp having an IQ of 70 to 85 See also ESN, mental handicap, subnormal [2]
Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003
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