Peace and Quiet

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Peace and Quiet

Postby Ronald » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:27 pm

So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. This goes on for a half an hour and the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and said that she wouldn't talk to me for a whole 31 days."

After thinking it over in a reassuring tone, the bartender asked. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?".

"Yeah, except today is the last night."
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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