Olympic Bloopers

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Olympic Bloopers

Postby POW » Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:13 pm

Sports commentators show their intelligence


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that
they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once
mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really
that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their
faces".

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of
the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them.. .......Oh my God, what have I just said?"
I didn't really say everything I said. "Yogi Berra"
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