Good day in the quotes mine

[GeckoS]

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
-- Douglas Adams
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
-- Will Rogers
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
-- Groucho Marx

[GeckoS]

"Free advice is worth the price."
-- Robert Half
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting." My all time favorite
-- Fran Lebowitz
"The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"
-- Ronnie Shakes