"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
-- Douglas Adams
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
-- Will Rogers
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
-- Groucho Marx